Archive for December, 2011

Laugh Time

Lawyer Asks/Witness Answers

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?     A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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—-Did he kill you?—-

———–How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?   (not far!)———

+++++++++++You were there until the time you left, is that true?  [Is this a trick question?]+++++++++++++

&&&&&&&&&& How many times have you committed suicide?  (Oh those big words are so confusing) &&&&&&&

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?  [Ummmm..]


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And That Is How It Is Done

If you want a change take a step today and tomorrow and the next until the change is complete.

All glory is built one day at a time.  All chaos is developed one day at a time.

Today I set the intent of being consistent in following the universal law of divine love.  I will focus on practicing the art of being patient, long suffering, and kind.  Amen.


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Feeling the Commitment

Day 3 and I have reviewed what is on the table and will give a generous ‘tip’ to someone.  (It doesn’t have to be money.)

I had best use my Valor oil for persistence and my Gratitude oil for the journey.

 



Onward

Read yesterday’s post and today I will answer with deliberate thought and a smile.

Never miss a chance to shut up. (and stay shutted up)!!


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Nothing New

Setting the Intent for Today.  We have discussed this before.  Each day this week I’ll keep the intent of yesterday and add a new one for today.  Today I will share a laugh, receive a hug, and lighten someone’s load.

The oil of Joy will sustain my purpose.



I Believe It

Random Facts

 

ACCIDENT REPORTS-TRUE STUFF

  • “A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.”
  • “The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.”
  •  I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.”
  • DOCTORS COMMENTS ON CHARTS
  • Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.”
  • “On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.”
  •  The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.”
  •  Discharge status: Alive but without permission

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?


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Tis The Reason

to be kind.   It comes back to you as you are doing the thought/deed.  Try this to see if I am right.

You are driving, standing in line, or some other activity that involves what I call ‘passive interaction’ with others of our species.  One of these unknown humans do something to irritate you.  You are getting more and more agitated.  You have enough control to not go ‘occupy’ on them but you want to.  How dare they act so crude, rude and socially unacceptable.

Now change those thoughts.  See that person as doing the best they can.  Your thoughts of  You creep shut up/what the../ are feeding negative emotions.  If we say a little blessing/mantra/positive thought it will lighten us up (positive emotions).

Ahh you poor schmuck I know you are clueless so what the hey‘   isn’t quite what I had in mind.  Something like I hope your day gets better or just think words like fun, calm, serene, happy,  etc.   It is fun to do.  It also helps you create a more beautiful day.

Magnify Your Purpose is a great oil to use for creating an environment around you of high vibration.

 



Today I Remembered

Today I remembered to thank the power of creation (God  Universe   Big Bang) for a restorative rest.

Today I remembered to thank the ones who make my life beautiful.

Today I remembered to thank  myself for being brilliant enough to subscribe to this blog.

Today I remembered……………

The oil of Gratitude helps our remember-er to keep us in the place of smiles.



Is It Time???

The oil of Present Time helps your brain stay in the moment.  So often we can ‘dither’ the time away and get very little completed.  When we take a few deep cleansing breaths, smell our oil or just focus on our breath for a few intervals we get a grander view of what the need of the moment is.

Clear example:  I just received a text changing the schedule for today.  The change has given me extra time.  Time that allows me to recuperate before going to the next appointment.  I’ll use Joy oil to increase my appreciation for this ‘gift of time.’



Yikes

Mercury retrograde from   astrologyzone.com

“”What happens when Mercury retrogrades? You miss appointments, your computer equipment crashes, checks get lost, you find the car you just purchased during Mercury retrograde is a lemon. (Or, you hate your haircut, the lamp you bought shorts out, your sister hates her birthday gift.) There will be countless delays, cancellations and postponements–but know these will benefit you in the long run. Don’t fight them, although your frustration level and feeling of restlessness will be hard to cope with at times. “”       Astrology zone is one of the better explanations of this naturally occurring event.

I usually pay attention to the astrology  phenomena of mercury retrograde and the full moon too late!!  I have learned when the computer is going nuts, the car is acting  like it wants a day or two at the garage-spa, or I forget an appointment to check the moon and the mercury status.

Here’s the dates to mark on your calendar:   Don’t buy any electronics during retrograde or try to rush a project!!!   Keep calm and know that it’ll pass.

20111      November 24 – December 13
2012
March 12 – April 4
July 14 – August 8
November 6 – November 26

Oils to the rescue.  Stress Away, Peace and Calming, and Tranquil will help you sail through with a smile.

 




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