A Few Chuckles to Share
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Stephen King
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Steven Wright
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
Imelda Marcos
Taken from BrainyQuotes.com
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