A Few Chuckles

Signs about town:

Signs In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.” Obviously alien roots.

In the window of an Oregon general store: “Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?” Why indeed.

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.” I don’t want to be a witness to that.

  • On a Tennessee highway: “Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.” Blub blub
  • From the safety information card in America West Airline seat pocket: “If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.” Yikes-let’s hope the crew checks this out thoroughly.
  • On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.” Bad capitalism.
  • On a delicatessen wall: “Our best is none too good.” I was so looking forward to a good meal.

Submitted by Bill, Ardmore, Pa.

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