funny poems
The Optimist ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Marquerite the optimist fell ten stories
The optimist fell ten stories, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Marguerite, go wash your feet,
And at each window bar ? ? ? ? ? ?The board if health is across the street.
He shouted to the folks inside: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Anonymous
“Doing all right so far!”
Anonymoous ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?The Truth About the Abominable Footprint
The Yeti’s a Beast ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??Who lives in the East
And suffers a lot from B.O.
His hot hairy feet ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??Stink out the street
So he cools them off in the snow.
Michael Baldwin
Sea Horse and Sawhorse
A sea horse saw a sawhorse
On a seesaw meant for two.
“See here, sawhorse,” said sea horse,
“May I seesaw with you?”
“I’ll see, sea horse,” said sawhorse.
“Right now I’m having fun
Seeing if I’ll be seasick
On a seesaw meant for one.”
X.J.Kennedy
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