Good Clean Fun

Well, sometimes I say something mean to my brother, but I feel really good inside. Does that mean I’m a hypocrite?” — 7 year old girl, after a Sunday School teacher explained that a hypocrite was someone who says one thing but feels something else.         Oh to be this honest with ourselves.

“Daddy, did your hair slip?” — 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father

“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath. I think it’s printed on the bottom.” — 3 year old son, when his mother asked how his father knew the genders of four new baby kittens

“How will that help?” — Kindergarten student, when the class was instructed to hold up two fingers if any of them had to go to the bathroom    Yeah, how will that help??

“They didn’t see it — it was all cut off!” — 2 year old son, when his mother was asked how his grandparents liked his new haircut

“Tell me when you’re asleep, ok?” — 7 year old son, overheard talking to his 5 year old brother.

“I had a fraction in my neck and had to go to the hospital for a long time.” — Fifth grader, to his class      Would that be 1/12th or 1/2???




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