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I Like a Woman With…

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.-Steve Martin

When Life Hands You Lemons…

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade … And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.—Ron White

Sore Loser

Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts” probably lost.—Martina Navratilova

Ain’t That the Truth

The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for steak to cook.—Julia Child

Also Known as a Smart Man

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.—Robert Frost

Toto, We’re Not in Cans Anymore…

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

“Curses! Foil again!”  Submitted by Paul Stew

Warning Labels We can Really Use:

Google: “Warning! You may find more than what you’re looking for.”

Apple computers: “Warning! High Smug Advisory.”

Wikipedia: “Warning label does ?not exist. Would you like to create warning label?”

Match.com: “Contents may just be settling.”    From gcfl.net




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