It’s So Fun

Untangling Earbuds Is The New…

On the subway, untangling earbuds is the new knitting. The woman across from me could have finished a cardigan by now.—Greg Preece, on humorlabs.com

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The Key To Eating Healthy…

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.—Comedian Mike Birbiglia

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Bark-alaureate of Fine Arts

My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard and earned an online college degree.—@SCbchbum

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Luke

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole to see!

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PRESIDENTIAL BURNS

Reagan:   On August 11, 1984, President Ronald Reagan was conducting a sound check for a radio program. “My fellow Americans,” he said, “I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.” The joke was on him: The microphone was live and the entire world heard his words. Thus began National Presidential Joke day.

Reagan: Politics is suppose to be the second oldest profession…and I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Why do Americans Chose from just 2 people for president and 50 for Miss America? (of course during our primary season there can be 50+)

Will Rogers: The trouble with practical jokes is very often they get elected! (No reference to the 2016 candidates)

President John Adams:  In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, three or more is a congress.

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REDUNDANT WORDS

PIN number=Personal Identification Number number

ATM machine=Automatic Teller Machine machine

LCD display=Liquid Crystal Display display




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