Laugh Out Loud

Why does it suck to be a penguin?
Because even when you get angry, you still look cute.

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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

[If you actually read the number Please post your profession….]

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Her:  Daddy did you know that girls are smarter than boys?

Dad:  No, I didn’t know that.

Her:  There you go.

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I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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A child’s observation: If a mother laughs at dad’s jokes, we have guests.

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I would really like to beef up my self-esteem a bit, but I don’t deserve it.

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We have all done this, I am sure, I think so, well possible some haven’t done it;

That moment when you check your time on your phone and have to check again 10 seconds later because you weren’t paying attention the first time.

 

Enjoy

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