Little Humor and a Few Facts?

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.

Christmas cards didn’t appear in the US until the early 1900s.  The first American card manufacturer was a German name Louis Prang of Massachusetts.  Massachusetts at one time didn’t allow Christmas to be celebrated.  They finally made it a holiday in 1885.

Mistletoe at one time was used to make a liquor.  The Norsemen regarded it as a sacred berry with great healing properties.

The Dutch children put their wooden shoes by the fireplace and wanted St Nicholas to fill them.  We of course hang stockings.

Whose holiday have you made brighter??

My oil?   Christmas Spirit of course.


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