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Silly Putty was discovered as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It’s not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
McDonald’s salads are more fattening than their burgers. Not to worry Mrs. O will take care of that as soon as she gets back from her trip(s).
You’re more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery. [The perfect excuse you can never use: I would have won the Mega Lotto but I died on the way to buy my ticket.]