They Said It

Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They’re dying, of course, but they look terrific.”   BILL COSBY

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.  GQ Clean Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?  Nacho cheese.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

“It’s getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.”  BOB NEWHART




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