Time to Giggle

Doing nothing is very hard to do.  You never know when you’re finished.  CLUELESS

If you die in an elevator be sure to push the UP button.  S. LEVENSON

WHY……

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on a clock called a second hand?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?     My favorite.

 

 




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