True?? Supposedly.

Explanations on insurance accident forms.

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.  [How rude.]


3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

5. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
6. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

7. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
8. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.

9. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

10. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.
11. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

12. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
13. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

14. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
15. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

16. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 17. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.




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